real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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