I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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