sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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