capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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