She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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