If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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