I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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