Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
