so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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