I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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