U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
this will be a night to untag.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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