We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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