therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I woke up under a house in Key West
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