Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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