would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Randomize
