I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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