I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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