talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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