Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
