Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
pop tarts are not kleenex
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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