What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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