R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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