How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hippo gnu deer
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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