Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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