dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize