I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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