why didn't you poke me back
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Couch. On fire.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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