Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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