what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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