Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
