she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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