I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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