I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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