He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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