So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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