I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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