Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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