so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
