I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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