I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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