yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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