You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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