You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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