Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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