I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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