You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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