I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize