If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
even my farts smell like vagina
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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