dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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