I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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