I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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