Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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