Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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